HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHEVIOT CHUNTER EXCLUSIVE By Scoop Jeffrey
Cheviot Chunter this week celebrated its 2nd Birthday in style with a special award ceremony at the now infamous fictional Cheviot Hall just outside of Thingymajig!! Most of the stars from the 30 previous Chunters made it to the prestigious awards all hopeing to collect a 'Golden Paper Clip' trophy which this year were being sponsored by "Balloon-a-Grams" of 'Ishingington'!! who also generously sent along one of there finest representatives Darren "Snipper" Armstrong to dish out free Balloons and puncture repair kits!! However when he arrived 'ready for work' so to speak he had only two balloons to his name, a small blue spare and a large red one to cover his large red one!! As always in Chunter events disaster was just round the corner this time in the form of a group of female geriatrics who had spotted the near naked Darren bending over in the boot of his car and thought that it was there lucky day. They chased "Snipper" up the ally in a wild stampede of zimmer frames and after a bit of a scuffle there was a loud bang followed by a "Oh Young Man"! He was'nt seen again that night! A list of the categories and the winners of the awards will be posted soon but the big award of the night for 'Cheviot Chunter Character of the year' went to none other than Trevor "SuperMex" Davis who when collecting his 'Golden Paper Clip' was tripped up by Mark "The Weasel" Stafford and fell straight in to a vat of mushy peas on the buffet table! Dripping with peas and tears he collected his award stateing in his speech that he was delighted to be named Chunter Character of the year and would be placing his Trophy pride of place in his bin!

FLASH, BANG, WALLOP... WHAT A PRETTY PICTURE!!
Startling pictures have just reached the Chunter offices secretly taken of Trevor "SuperMex" Davis catching flys for his fishing trips. Davis a 'keen' fisherman stumbled on the idea one night when he fell asleep in his back garden after losing his front door keys down at the pub! Shortly after this picture was taken Davis was up dusting, polishing and hoovering in a semi conscious state, this apparantly being a particularly nasty side effect of catching flys in the mouth.

COMING SOON--WHOS FACE IS THAT?

Each editon of Cheviot Chunter (Hopefully) will have an old photo of someone we all know. See if you can guess this one. The clue this time is "Don't stare at it too long"!! Anyone wishing to contribute their old photo please see me Scoop Jeffrey. All photos will be returned undamaged, ASAP and discussed in strict confidence.