OVERTIME AWARDS SOON TO BE ANNOUNCED ! EXCLUSIVE BY SCOOP JEFFREY

Over the years there have been many famous and bloody battles, but a real storm is a brewing. The awards for the overtime "King or Queen" will be announced soon in a ceremony likened to the Oscars. The main contenders this year include some of the real heavyweights of Cheviot. Brian "Fry Up" Gibbon has been a contender for the award since he started at the hospital way back in the seventies just missing out on the top spot in 1982 when Trevor "SuperMex" Davis pipped "Fry Up" to the post in a thrilling contest. Since then "Fry Up" has been concentrating his time on raking through second hand shops and the odd skip! "SuperMex" who takes his name from a famous washing powder has won the award three times.His first was in the long hot summer of 1976 ,he said on that day "this was just the start, I will continue". For a brief time after this he went on to become Nigel Mansells stunt double! However this year my money goes on Chris "Sheep Sh...." Bell, a relatively new comer with plenty of form in other areas! "Chris prides himself on appearance" said one member of staff, "He always has a nicely sharpened napper and drives a fast car." said another. The bookies favorite! Perhaps the outsider has to be Diane "The Decorator" Bruce. She had been out of the running but has come back with a late surge. "A real star is our Diane," said Shirley "Rock Chick", the ward manager ,"She never lets me down,droping paints and paste to be at work where she belongs." Diane "The Decorator" Bruce continued "The fivers in the post Boss!"

"SUPERMEX" IN BATPHONE SHOCKER! EXCLUSIVE ......

Trevor "SuperMex" Davis has had a direct telephone link installed between him and the Cheviot office. It works simlar to the batphone featured in the Batman films where as if there is any overtime he can be contacted day or night."SuperMex" would only say that "if that "FryUp" thinks he's going to get my award then he is sadly mistaken,I've put the full montgomery in to this and that cups coming home with me." We found Mr "FryUp" doing a spot of moonlighting at North Tyneside incineration plant trying on a pair of shoes and asked him what he thought of "SuperMex" and his latest? he said this, "That b..... what the hell's he playing at dosent he know he 's messing with the wrong guy, I'll fix him just wait and see." The saga continues...

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